Gifts Under 30 Squids!
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Argentina Dad Cap by Talisman & Co.
Check it out at Talisman & Co.$16 (about £12) · Talisman & Co.
A pale blue cotton dad cap with a small embroidered sun-and-ball motif: Argentina for people who don’t need the badge spelled out. Understated enough to wear every day, instantly recognisable to anyone who knows. One of the easiest gifts on this site.
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Cantona with his Dogs – Print by Miss Ruthe
£18.00Check it out at Miss Ruthe£18 · Miss Ruthe
The most terrifying man of the nineties, at home with his dogs, completely relaxed. Miss Ruthe’s raw, warm brushwork catches Cantona off duty, and off duty is where the legends get interesting. Printed on litho paper, eighteen quid. You keep looking at it.
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Chelsea FC Building Block Ball
£24.00CHECK IT OUT on AMAZONLego-style ball to build. Great piece of decoration for a room ocne built!
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Chocolate Footballs Retro Gift Jar
£9.99Check it out on AmazonOriginal Chocolate Footballs Retro Sweets Gift Jar By Berrymans Sweet Shop – Classic Sweets, Traditional Taste.
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Colour in Football – Mitre Scriball
£11.00CHECK IT OUT on AMAZONGreat gift for little ones who like colouring in as much as the like kicking.
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Football Pitch Rug
£30.00CHECK IT OUT on ETSYRug in the style of a football pitch for your bedroom or man cave. Vibrant colours and one of the better designs I’ve seen, but more options when you follow the link through.
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Global Footy Pitch Prints
£10.00CHECK IT OUTClean prints of football pitches from around the globe.
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Glory Club Edition: Hibernian
£20.00Check it out at Glory£20 · Glory
240 pages on 150 years of Hibernian: club legends Pat Stanton and Lewis Stevenson, plus Irvine Welsh on why Hibs get under your skin. A proper book-sized magazine about one club, made with the care usually reserved for the giant ones. Sunshine on Leith, printed and bound.
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Haaland Wall Calendar 2026 by Rory Paints
£19.00Check it out at Rory Paints£19 (A3) · Rory Paints
Twelve months, twelve painted Haalands, by the Manchester artist who has made the big Norwegian his life’s work. Genuinely good brushwork wearing a very silly premise, which is the correct ratio for a football gift. The A4 already sold out; A3 remains. The best answer we’ve seen to “what do you get the City fan who has everything”.
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Hover Football
£19.98CHECK IT OUT on AMAZONNo need to kick plastic bottles around anymore, use the real deal footy puk. Good inside option to avoid flying footy’s breaking any urns, and exploding Grandmas ashes all over the living room.
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Liverpool FC Hoodie Blanket
£19.99Check it out on AmazonLiverpool FC Oversized Hoodie Blanket to stay rugged up and warm.
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Manchester United Hoodie Blanket
£19.99Check it out on AmazonManchester United Oversized Hoodie Blanket to stay rugged up and warm.
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Maradona Illustration Print
£30.00CHECK IT OUT on ETSYPrint of a classic moment in football history, as Maradona lifted the World Cup. Done in a very cool mix of illustration styles including some cartoon and graffiti style elements.
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PenalTea Novelty Football Themed Mug
£10.87CHECK IT OUT on AMAZONSpice up your tea break with a quick game of finger footy! Get another mug, another person, and with all four hands you have a game of 2 v 2. Perfect for some intense procrastination…
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Personalsed Neon Sign
£24.00CHECK IT OUT on ETSYThis cool design of a personalised neon sign is a great way to light up a bedroom. Great for boys and girls bedrooms, but equally cool in a man cave.
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Tottenham Hotspur Hoodie Blanket
£27.99Check it out on AmazonTottenham Hotspur Oversized Hoodie Blanket to stay rugged up and warm.

















