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Haaland Wall Calendar 2026 by Rory Paints

£19.00

£19 (A3) · Rory Paints

Twelve months, twelve painted Haalands, by the Manchester artist who has made the big Norwegian his life’s work. Genuinely good brushwork wearing a very silly premise, which is the correct ratio for a football gift. The A4 already sold out; A3 remains. The best answer we’ve seen to “what do you get the City fan who has everything”.

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Rory Paints has painted Erling Haaland more times than any sane person would, and the joke has quietly become a body of work. The 2026 wall calendar collects twelve of them: explosive, vivid, one a month, all year.

A4 is sold out. A3 (£19) was still available at the time of writing.

£19 · Rory Paints

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